Cons vs Libs troll-fest

Cons vs Libs troll-fest?

Here are the rules, you either represent cons or Libs, any one can post, goal is to troll the crap out of the other side and humiliate them, what ever side does the most damage wins, the individual who did the most damage gets best answer, can say any thing from any point of time, LET'S GET IT ON!!!! *ding ding ding*

Other Answers:

Ding, ding, ding. I think not. I am not afraid to post my point of view.

I cant be humiated, it is unfair for the scum right